my sisters under your porch take her home
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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