they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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