This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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