You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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