when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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