That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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