Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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