and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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