Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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