Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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