it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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