she was so not down for the gang bang
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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