please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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