I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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