scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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