Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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