She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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