I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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