I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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