i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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