Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Your cock deserves a montage
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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