I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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