why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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