There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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