If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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