The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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