i just wanna soil my oats bro
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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