I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
3 2 1 whiskey
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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