Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
