You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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