I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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