Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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