What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
