Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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