ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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