My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
do herpes really smell.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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