she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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