Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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