Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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