idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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