Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
