apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
