Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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