It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize