guys are not supposed to queef...right?
this beer tastes like vomit already
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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