So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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