Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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