paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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