no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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