apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
All I want is dick and wine.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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