ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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