This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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