So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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