Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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