dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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