i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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